Phantom Troublemaker, The Belligerent Monkey Jay Hornsby, and Needless Things’ Lead Researcher Ryan Schweck convene to look at the current state of comic book adaptations on television. Specifically – Agents of SHIELD, Agent Carter, Arrow, The Flash, Gotham, and Constantine.
Friday, January 30, 2015
Labels: Agent Carter, Arrow, Belligerent Monkey, Constantine, dc comics, Gotham, marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Needless Things Podcast, Ryan Schweck, television, The Flash
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Right now, there are children crying and mothers covering their babies eyes. What kind of monster would say such an awful thing about one of the most beloved characters of our time? An innocent mouse who brings nothing but happiness to people all over the world. You must be thinking, "Wow, he must have a ton of evidence against the lovable little rodent to make such a fierce accusation". In fact, I don't. I have only one instance of Mickey Mouse revealing himself to be a jerk. Just one is all I need.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
As we enter the twilight year of the Masters of the Universe Classics line, I find myself experiencing a mixture of relief and excitement.
Nope. No sadness or melancholy or anything remotely negative. This line has run its course and I will be quite pleased when my December 2015 figure arrives and signals the end. That’s not to say that I feel the line has done everything it could and should have. It’s also not to say that I’m opposed to new and different products in the same style under a different banner in 2016. But I am tired of this system.
Obviously I have voluntarily signed up for the Club Eternia subscription each year. Nobody put a gun to my head. And just as obviously I have liked the product enough to keep signing up. But the last two years have felt more like an obligation than a hobby. Last year I didn’t even keep track of when my figures were shipping and when they should arrive. I just didn’t really care. It’s not that I didn’t want them (well, most of them), it’s just that the excitement was gone. I knew that I could expect one of two things every month – a figure I didn’t want or a figure that was just a paint app or design decision shy of being great.
I wasn’t even reviewing them on a regular basis anymore because how many times can you come up with new things to say about such similar figures?
Since this is the final year, I have decided to get back into the swing, rev myself up, and review every single Club Eternia release for 2015. So far it’s worked and I’m excited about returning to the line full time. As of now I’m even planning on reviewing them as quickly as I can; something I didn’t worry about even when my enthusiasm was in full swing.
We don’t know yet how much will be offered outside of the sub. The glow-in-the-dark Spirit of Grayskull is coming to Early Access on 2/12 and I, for one, am very excited about that one. GITD and translucent? I’ll take two, thanks. There are rumors of a 2002 mini subscription like the Filmation and Princess of Power subs before it. I’d be down with that. But I can’t guarantee I’ll buy all of the extra stuff. For right now I’ll just say that I am definitely reviewing every single item from the main sub, regardless of my excitement level.
Side Note: We should find out about a final mini sub in a couple of weeks at Toy Fair, and you can bet we’ll cover it on the Needless Things Podcast.
I’m glad we’re starting with Lizard Man, a character I never would have requested, but that I was perfectly okay with when I saw him for the first time. He’s from Filmation and is just this side of too cartoony, but in person looks pretty cool and is one of the more unique figures from the line.
Everything about Lizard Man looks different from your standard MOTUC releases, and yet he still fits the overall aesthetic. If he were one iota goofier he wouldn’t work. The most surprising thing to me was that he’s a good guy. I don’t remember any of the Filmation characters particularly well, so the fact that this guy is pals with the Masters was unexpected. I like it, especially after reading his bio.
Big blister card, consistent packaging, attractive design, blah, blah, blah. Love it.
Lizard Man’s bio puts him over big time. I don’t know if he’s a sentimental favorite of Nietlich’s or what, but all this talk of bravery, power, honor, and strength is pretty impressive. I like the angle of him dealing with racism due to his genetic connection to the Snake Men. Or speciesism, I guess. The point is that this guy has a cool story that makes me like him more.
There’s a sticker on the back of the card that tells you how to get the best results from the included glow-in-the-dark Diamond Ray of Disappearance. This is nothing short of shocking, as Matty usually doesn’t even bother to tell us what items are, let alone how to use them. I didn’t notice this sticker until I was perusing my pictures for this review, so here’s what it says for those of you that don’t want to ruin your eyes trying to read the blown-up version above:
“Glow-in-the-dark feature will last longer if you do not expose this product to intense heat or direct sunlight for prolonged periods of time. Place the gem box approximately five feet (152 cm) away from a light source for 30 seconds. Placing the gem box closer will not intensify the ‘glow-in-the-dark’ feature.”
I do wish Matty would identify the accessories. I didn’t realize which sword this was until after I was finished with pictures or I would’ve taken one with Skeletor holding it.
Side Note: What do you think about that custom Filmation Skeletor head? I think it looks fantastic, but the price is absurd - $28 – and the fact that you have to buy it through e-mail rather than an actual website is a bit sketchy. I want one, but that’s one too many question marks for me.
Lizard Man looks super! He could fit in with any number of animated properties – He-Man, Thundarr, Ninja Turtles, Thundercats – and yet still works within Masters of the Universe Classics. The clever use of Mantenna parts to give him a unique profile is impressive.
Obviously Lizard Man’s head is the thing that’s really pushing the boundaries. It has a curvy, bulbous shape that’s clearly meant to be a cartoon, but something about the angles and the eyes makes it work. I particularly like how his hooded… what the heck is this thing called? It’s actually pretty bizarre now that I think about it. He needs a hood and that’s it. No sleeves, no torso covering. Just an unaffiliated hood. It’s not even attached to a vest like AJ Styles used to wear.
Anyway, I like it. It looks cool and they did a good job connecting the sculpt from this new torso up onto the head.
The torso is new and I don’t see Matty getting any further use out of it. The garment is sculpted nicely and there are some nice skin textures on his back and stomach. All of the colors of the figure match up quite nicely across the different materials used. The greens are uniform and even the lighter color that runs from his neck to the end of his tail looks great. Oh, and I like the unevenness of the stitches on the front of the garment.
Lizard Man’s wide belt, loin cloth, and tail are all one piece. The blue dots on the front of the belt give it just enough extra to make the piece look nice. The loin cloth is sculpted well, but the way it hangs around the tail is utterly baffling. Is there a hole cut in it? That’s just weird. It would have made a lot more sense to just have the back part hanging over his tail.
Lizard Man’s three-toed lizard feet look great. There are wrinkled textures sculpted on the tops that are reminiscent of those on the abdomen. It’s always nice to have those little bits of connectivity throughout a figure.
The hands are great and I wish I could’ve gotten a picture that really captured the coolness of the translucent green webbing between his fingers. This is so impressive for a number of reasons – 1) the green paint used on the hands matches the rest of the figure, 2) that paint is applied cleanly and evenly and there are no painted parts where light shines through to spoil the illusion, and 3) Matty didn’t have to do this. They could have simply put this guy out with green, opaque hands and we wouldn’t have given it a second thought.
Lizard Man comes with a sword and a diamond in a box.
The sword is the one Skeletor had in the Filmation cartoon. It would look great if it had any paint on it. I understand that this is pretty much what it looked like in the cartoon, but even just a bit of silver on the blade or dark grey on the hilt would have been nice. As-is it has that dollar store look that unpainted MOTUC accessories tend to have.
The diamond in the box is the Diamond Ray of Disappearance. Technically this should probably be called the “Diamond of Disappearance”, but whatever. Out of all of the Filmation items that could have been produced, this one is probably the most historically significant. It comes from the first episode of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Without getting into the specifics of the episode, this item was the first in a long line of magical MacGuffins that demonstrated the confusing nature of Skeletor’s particular style of conquering.
The toy version features an open box (that does not close) with a glow-in-the-dark gem inside. The sculpt is good and it even has some finger indentions in the back so that figures can hold it. The fact that the Diamond glows in the dark is a wonderful bonus. Like Lizard Man’s hands, this is just another cool extra that Matty needn’t have done. I am impressed.
Lizard Man features standard MOTUC articulation. There are plenty of joints and most of them work well enough to be satisfying. The figure can achieve plenty of action poses. One of the great things about this line is the fact that the number and style of joints allow for so many variations that just about every figure can be posed in a different way on the shelf.
Lizard Man has two parts that don’t quite work for me.
I like how snug the connection is between the head and the neck. It maintains a nice profile and doesn’t reveal any ugly gaps that would hurt the style. The integration here is another thing that adds to this guy fitting in with the line. But the range of motion on the head isn’t great. It can pretty much just rotate, with very little range otherwise.
I’m tremendously disappointed in the tail. It’s stationary. It doesn’t even rotate. I didn’t need a bendy tail, but it could at least be poseable in some manner. As it is the thing doesn’t look quite right if Lizard Man is doing anything other than just standing there.
That being said, between the accessories, his solid MOTUC articulation, and the figure’s general sturdiness Lizard Man is fun to play around with.
He isn’t perfect, but he’s pretty darn good. The Filmation Skeletor sword isn’t perfect, but it’s great to have. The Diamond Ray of Disappearance is just a neat extra and I hope to see a lot more Filmation artifacts over the course of the year.
I like Lizard Man and I’m happy to have him. I can’t recommend him to anyone but hardcore Filmation fans or folks who are just collecting this line, but he’s a neat figure and I really like what he does for the MOTUC shelves.
4 out of 5
This guy isn't on Amazon, so maybe try eBay or BigBad.
Labels: action figures, Filmation, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, toy reviews
Monday, January 26, 2015
I’ve mentioned before that I saw Aliens before I saw Alien, so the slow burn horror of the original was something I had to adjust to. It’s a credit to Ridley Scott, Dan O’Bannon, Ronald Shusett and the cast that I wasn’t turned off by it after the fast pace and loud action of the sequel. I’ve never been a person that is patient with storytelling, so it’s somewhat remarkable when I can enjoy something with a slower pace.
Friday, January 23, 2015
New Slate of Superheroes Community Service Projects Lets Dragon Con Fans Lend a Hand
ATLANTA – January 12, 2015 – Dragon Con, Atlanta’s internationally known pop culture, fantasy and sci-fi convention, has selected the Lymphoma Research Foundation – Georgia Market as its official charity for 2015. Dragon Con will match dollar for dollar, up to $50,000, any money raised for this charity at the 2015 convention.
I haven’t seen all of the William Hartnell Doctor Who stories, but I think I’ve seen enough to have a pretty good feel for his run. And to know that – outside of watching stuff for Earth Station who – I don’t particularly want to watch any more.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Sometimes it takes me a while to get around to reviewing action figures, especially if they are in some way retoolings of figures I have already reviewed. This is why I have essentially stopped reviewing Masters of the Universe Classics figures (although I am considering starting up again since this is the last year). It’s also why it’s taken me something like six months to review this guy.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
I don't make it to the comic shop very often these days - about once a month. And even when I do go my budget is about twenty bucks. I don't have set titles that I just have to buy anymore so I try to find number ones, trade paperbacks, or ones with self contained story lines. As I was browsing the new release titles at my local comic book shop, I came across Rocket Salvage #1 of 6 published by Archaia. The first thing that caught my eye about this title was the gorgeous artwork and use of bright colors that popped off the page. I took a chance and picked up this book without knowing a single thing about it.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Monday, January 19, 2015
The Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation is 642.5 meters long. That’s crazy. It’s friggin’ huge. That’s over twice as long as the original Enterprise.
Let me put this in layman’s terms for you:
If you had a stick that was a meter long, you’d need six hundred and forty one more of them, plus another one that was half a meter long, to run your sticks the length of the Enterprise. And good luck laying sticks down in a straight line in outer space.
Side Note: I stole that whole concept from a Dennis Miller bit where he explained the national debt.
Friday, January 16, 2015
Phantom Troublemaker and Mr. Beau Brown reunite to take a look back at last year’s Masters of the Universe Classics releases from Mattycollector.com!
Labels: action figures, Beau Brown, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, Needless Things Podcast, podcasts, toys
Thursday, January 15, 2015
I didn’t subscribe to Club Etheria. Call me a bad fan or somebody that doesn’t understand how toy lines work or whatever – I get it. But as much as I do see several characters from the Princess of Power toy line as important to the franchise, I didn’t imagine those characters would see release as part of the Etheria sub. And I was mostly right.
Labels: action figures, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, She-Ra, toy reviews
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
As our loyal readers know I have recently become an official reviewer for Zenescope Comics. This means that I receive PDF copies of everything that they release. Obviously I can’t personally review everything that they release, but as long as I hit a certain number each quarter they’re cool with it.
In this Comic Book Wednesday I’m taking a look at Robyn Hood #6. It will be available on January 28th at your Local Comic Book Shop, so ask for it now!
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Dammit, this is another one of those figures that gets me in trouble and starts me collecting a line that I don’t need to be collecting.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Saturday, January 10, 2015
I can’t even tell you guys how relieved I am to be talking about classic Doctor Who again. It was with great joy that I put the “Carnival of Monsters” disc into my player and settled in to watch some Jon Pertwee.
Thursday, January 8, 2015
NECA has earned an awful lot of my dollars in the past six months. Retro Misfits, Planet of the Apes (modern and classic), Aliens, Predators, and Pacific Rim – when I look at the “Toy Pics” folder on my drive and see all of the NECA stuff I actually get a bit queasy. There are bound to be better and more practical things I could have spent my money on.
That was my thinking when I decided that I wasn’t going to buy this figure. That and the fact that I already own an Alien Queen – the one that McFarlane Toys put out over a decade ago. It’s a nice figure and for a hundred bucks I didn’t feel like I could justify buying another one, even if it was bigger and more in line with the NECA aesthetic that has taken over my Alien and Predator collection.
I haven’t seen the figure at retail yet, but it’s shown up at online stores. Right around Christmas Mrs. Troublemaker saw a picture of it and said, “Oh, wow – that’s awesome. Are we getting that?” (she says “we” when it’s a toy she approves of and might potentially try to talk me into keeping upstairs). Any time this happens I’m pretty much going to buy whatever she’s talking about. While she is very supportive and accepting of my (ridiculous) toy habit, she doesn’t often get directly involved with it.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Holy crap. It’s been almost exactly a year since I did a Comic Book Update.
Mostly that’s because I’ve been doing the Previews Recaps and I really enjoy those. I get about enough commentary about the books I’m reading into them, so I don’t feel like my quarterly report is necessary.
But now it’s a new year and I have a slimmed-down pull list. Sometime around October I isolated myself in a small pueblo in the deserts of New Mexico with only the most recent three issues of Previews. I made a vow that I wouldn’t emerge from this isolation until I had culled all of the habit books from my pull list. Twelve weeks later I handed the list you will be reading about today into my Local Comic Shop.
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Monday, January 5, 2015
UPDATE: I contacted DC about the figures from this series that I had problems with and they are very conciliatory and interested in making things right. If you have any of these with issues, I strongly recommend you compose an informational non-bitchy e-mail and send it along. Don't be a dick. Remember - these folks didn't set out to make flawed toys. Things happen between design and the factory. And so far it seems like they are very aware of the problems and looking to fix them.
Friday, January 2, 2015
If you don’t know, Previews is the catalogue that Diamond Comic Distributors use to offer the products they distribute to comic book stores around the country. This is where you can view and order (through your favorite Local Comic Book Shop) comic books, trade paperback collections, t-shirts, books, media, and toys and other collectibles from hundreds of different vendors that deal in geek-oriented merchandise. The genius part is that you actually have to pay for your copy of Previews for the privilege of ordering other things to pay for. It’s like the Ren Fest except without the horse poo smell.
So every month a new edition of Previews is sent out to comic book stores. Contained in the pages within are products that might be currently available or could be released anytime in the next year; but typically about two months away. Or sometimes never. I’ve ordered lots of things that have just never come in. Without getting into the specific politics of Diamond, let me just say that they aren’t quite a monopoly and also aren’t quite the worst distributor anybody has ever dealt with in the history of the universe.
But I’m not here to discuss that. I’m here to discuss a few of the weird and/or wonderful items offered in this month’s edition.
I hated to push this back to Friday, but I like to have my Best Of list posted before the end of the year so as not to drag old stuff into the new year.