Batman (1966) Season 1, Episode 7 - "Instant Freeze"
Aw, shit, y'all! You have no idea how long I've been saving up "freeze" and "cold" puns. Tonight, we dine in (frozen) HELL!
Skating patron #1: "Officer! Some kook just melted the ice rink!"
Skating patron #2: "With a flamethrower, yet!"
Motorcycle cop: "What? All our flame throwers are supposed to be setting fire to villages in Vietnam! We'll just see about THIS."