Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Monstrosity Championship Wrestling Week: The Undead Luchador Supernatural

As soon as I got the call to do some posts to promote Monstrosity Championship Wrestling this Friday night, I knew I wanted to try and snag an interview with one of the most mysterious wrestlers to come out of Platinum Championship Wrestling – The Undead Luchador Supernatural!
            Supernatural is a masked high-flyer who I would say has defied death time and again if it weren’t for the fact that he’s undead. He displays neither fear nor hesitation and has produced more genuine, “HOLY SHIT!” moments on his own than the entire WWE has in the past five years.
No match ever seems good enough for this ghoulish grappler, as each one features more daring moves than the last. Supernatural may be undead, but he doesn’t feed on brains, he feeds on crowds!
Let me rephrase that.
Supernatural is not sustained by brains, government chemicals, voodoo magic, or gypsy curses – he is kept animate by the cheers and astonishment of the audience. Every
Let’s crawl inside the mind of The Undead Luchador to see what horrors he has in store for Friday night!

  1. What makes you monstrous enough for Monstrosity Championship Wrestling?

A)…

  1. What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?

A)…

  1. What is one album everybody should own?

A)…

  1. Who is your favorite wrestler?

A)…

  1. What's your beef at MCW on November 16? Who should be trembling in fear?

A)…

  1. What would be your monster dream match?

A)…

  1. Monstrosity Championship Wrestling is widely known as the most grueling event in professional wrestling history – how do you prepare for such a nightmare?

A)…

  1. How did you become involved with MCW?

A)…

  1. Which actor do you feel like you could sit and watch for hours no matter what they were doing and why?

A)…

  1. What inspires you to do what you do?

A)…

  1. What is something you cannot wait to see or have more of?

A)…

  1. Is there a movie that should never be remade and if so which one?

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  1. Closer – can you cut a sick and twisted promo for Monstrosity Championship Wrestling on November 16th? Take as long as you want.

A)…

Well, shit. Professor Morte has just informed me that Supernatural only communicates through his personal medium – a fella named Juan. That’s what happens when you’re undead, I guess. I’ll see if I can’t get a hold of this Juan guy sometime soon for a proper Q&A. I’d prefer that anyway. The Undead Luchador creeps me out.
If you’d like to be creeped out, amazed, thrilled, and downright flabbergasted; come out to Club Famous in Atlanta this Friday night to see abominations, ghouls, and malign creatures fight to the finish! I guarantee Supernatural will provide a moment you’ll never, eeeeeeeeever forget. Again.
Maybe I’ll have better luck tomorrow with “Calm Like A Bomb” Pandora. I would imagine she’s gonna be a little wordier than The Undead Luchador.



-Phantom

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