I have to work tonight, so I won't be enjoying adult libations like the rest of you. Fear not! I'm having a big, kickass birthday movie night on Saturday, so I'll save up my drunk 'til then.
For now, please enjoy what is by far one of the dumbest things I've ever wasted time on:
That is every mustachioed toy I currently have on display. You're all dumber now.
Until next time, stay creepy