Wednesday, March 29, 2017
This reminds me of nights at Golden Corral or a dumpy Chinese buffet where I become aware of the unhealthy physical appearance of other patrons. I'm not one to frequent buffets, but every time I do I tell myself I'll never go back. It's a great idea in theory, you have plenty of options and the permission to try as much of anything as you'd like. Acting on the initial impulse of trying everything and getting your money's worth leads to some negative side effects though. I usually find myself in a state of extreme discomfort that last at least an hour. Stomach is bloated and cramped and that's only after roughly 3 plates. I've seen people get multiple plates in one trip to reduce how many times they have to get their fat asses up and walk back, cause it's so far ya know. The buffet is the last place some of these people need to be. Their love of food and over indulgence of it is surely leading to an early demise. This is relevant to what's ahead. So if you're curious as to why I'm talking Golden Corral in Devlin's Domain, proceed.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
A Very Special WrestleMania Monday Episode!
Phantom Troublemaker talks to wrestler and cosplayer Mikal Mosley on this special bonus episode of the Needless Things Podcast!
Friday, March 24, 2017
Labels: Bobby Nash, Gary Mitchel, Joelanta, live panel, Needless Things Podcast, Rad Ranger, Ryan Cadaver, Toy Stories, Toylanta
Thursday, March 23, 2017
By Jerry Chandler
Marvel’s batting average on Netflix has been pretty good so far. Daredevil had many people changing their tune about how Marvel was unable to get its act together on the small screen; Jessica Jones was tremendously well received by fans and critics alike; Luke Cage brought things to a whole new level even if the series fell off a bit in the last few episodes. All that was needed to properly ready fans for The Defenders was the premier of the series featuring the last of the four of them. So last weekend Netflix dropped Iron Fist for binge hungry superhero fans everywhere. Iron Fist was to square off against an adversary that none of the others had to fight though.
The show faced a social controversy over the casting of the lead character long before the first scene was ever shot. When it became clear that the powers that be were not going to change the course of their casting choices, there seemed to be a growing chorus of people who wanted the show to fail no matter what. This was above and beyond the now expected gaggle of critics who these days simply cheers on the idea of “Marvel’s first big bomb” before every new Marvel release. When the flood of negative reviews- some even referencing the casting issue -came in during the week before its release, it created a bit of an issue. Where the reviews completely legitimate or were some of them negative because they wanted to be negative no matter what? Sure, every franchise has to make an inevitable misstep, but was the show truly as bad on so many levels as they were saying or was this in part the tail trying to wag the dog? That was at least one of the things on my mind when I sat down to start watching Iron Fist last Friday.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
What a fucking chore this turned out to be!
I saw a Facebook post by our good friend Chad J. Shonk on Sunday morning that was a list of his favorite movie from each year that he has been alive. I thought it was neat and I’m pretty much a sucker for gimmicky new ways to make lists of favorite things, so I decided I’d participate. Of course, once I got started I realized a few things:
*This undertaking would certainly produce enough material for a Needless Things article rather than a mere Facebook post
*Browsing through every movie made (listed on Wikipedia) in the last forty years was going to take many hours
*There were going to be quite a few years where it was incredibly difficult to pick a favorite
*Wikipedia is the drizzling shits as far as accuracy goes; it took me two different lists to do this and I still think there are some movies that got overlooked
*Hollywood has produced far, far more movies that I don’t care about than it has movies I do and of those an overwhelming majority are hot garbage
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Monday, March 20, 2017
By Phantom Troublemaker
Wally West is my Flash.
I know that Geoff Johns Rebirthed Barry Allen however long ago that was now, but I first started liking the Scarlet Speedster on Justice League. As with many DC characters, I didn’t truly appreciate Flash until his depiction in the DC Animated Universe, where the combination of brilliant writing and Michael Rosenbaum’s natural charm made Wally West one of the best characters on the show.
Friday, March 17, 2017
Part of an ongoing series – the Needless Things Irregulars gather in the Phantom Zone to provide their own unique commentary on classic genre films!
Thursday, March 16, 2017
By Jerry Chandler
Okay, I’m going to assume that most of you who stick your head in here at Needless Things are the types to have already gone to see Kong: Skull Island already. If you haven’t, go see it this weekend and come back for this afterwards. I’m going to remain as spoiler free as possible in the initial portion of the column, but, and I will warn you when we’re about to get into spoiler territory, there’s no way to not talk spoilers when talking about what the events seen in Kong: Skull Island credits stinger mean or where we could be headed because of that.